Archive for July, 2009

Exclusive: Sarah Palin’s new gig

July 11, 2009

Politicx has learned that Fox News has been in negotiations for the new Palin’ Around With Palin show to replace the weak Huckabee show as a lead-in to Beck, not Glenn, the rock singer Beck…already Fox has signed off on a Fishin’ with Todd segment, but is reluctant to approve a Teen Tips by Bristol as possibly too edgy for the net’s demos.  Trig has yet to be tapped, tho he will be featured prominently in the opening montage.

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Explainin’ Palin – Her Real Reasons For Quittin’ Derived From Her Own Speechifyin’

July 5, 2009

palin_rifle_bikini1Editors note:  These are the actual words of Sarah Palin in her resignation speech, her 3rd of July Independence Day.  There is a certain rhythm to her speech patterns that indicate which words apply, and this is the result of cracking her code, as it were.

Hi I serve faith and family nothing’s.  To grasp what placement on the globe in my soul means today is irresponsible for tomorrow.

We broke ground on the new prison to eliminate personal luxuries like the jet, the chef, the junkets… the entourage with an “all-knowing attitude”

I have taken the slings and arrows we’re forcing our children to pay as mandated in 10th amendment.  But you don’t hear much of the good stuff digging for a fish wearing a jacket with a logo on it

We’ve won! But it hasn’t been cheap.  two million of YOUR dollars to fund personal destruction draining public resources and it doesn’t cost a dime to work very hard on a path for dead fish.

Go with the flow as lame ducks travel around the state, to the Lower 48 (maybe), overseas on international trade, hit the road, draw the paycheck, and “milk it” without interruption and with great administrative and legislative success.

Through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can disappoint anyone with my decision wasting public dollars and state time.

It was four “yes’s” and one “hell yeah!”  Some pretty mean-spirited adults on my parents’ refrigerator says “politics as usual” in a new direction.

In the words of General MacArthur said, “We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.”