Today, El Rush-Bo described Sarah Palin as “incredibly valuable,” though he didn’t set a dollar price. Also, per Rush, it’s not the turkey execution business, but the turkey slaughter business, one of just many businesses government “should get out of the way of.”
When it comes to those slaughter tubs, getting out of the way seems to be the way to go…especially if you’ve got feathers and gobble a lot.
But back to the value of a Palin, in a world of getting out of the way of the turkey slaughter biz, I’d say it’s something like this. How many turkeys can you stuff in a tub over the time it takes for her to speak of her philosophy, multiply those minutes times the wholesale price of slaughtered turkeys, compound with the sense she makes and the stuffing the turkey takes and at least you have a per pound estimate.