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Is It Iran or Iraq: Palin Hasn’t Figured It Out

November 19, 2009

Last night, I saw the entire Hannity does Palin interview on Fox News Channel.

Twice, when Sister Sarah was asked about Iran, she made references to Iraq, proving Hannity, who didn’t correct her either time, wasn’t listening and she’s either too stupid, lazy, doesn’t care or all or any of the above.

Sarah, try to remember.  Iran is Iran; Iraq is Iraq.  Different countries, though separated only by one letter, it’s an important distinction.

Good part.  Her book tour was way overshadowed this morning by the Chastity to Chaz Bono sex change tour of the morning talk shows.


Exclusive: Sarah Palin’s new gig

July 11, 2009

Politicx has learned that Fox News has been in negotiations for the new Palin’ Around With Palin show to replace the weak Huckabee show as a lead-in to Beck, not Glenn, the rock singer Beck…already Fox has signed off on a Fishin’ with Todd segment, but is reluctant to approve a Teen Tips by Bristol as possibly too edgy for the net’s demos.  Trig has yet to be tapped, tho he will be featured prominently in the opening montage.

Explainin’ Palin – Her Real Reasons For Quittin’ Derived From Her Own Speechifyin’

July 5, 2009

palin_rifle_bikini1Editors note:  These are the actual words of Sarah Palin in her resignation speech, her 3rd of July Independence Day.  There is a certain rhythm to her speech patterns that indicate which words apply, and this is the result of cracking her code, as it were.

Hi I serve faith and family nothing’s.  To grasp what placement on the globe in my soul means today is irresponsible for tomorrow.

We broke ground on the new prison to eliminate personal luxuries like the jet, the chef, the junkets… the entourage with an “all-knowing attitude”

I have taken the slings and arrows we’re forcing our children to pay as mandated in 10th amendment.  But you don’t hear much of the good stuff digging for a fish wearing a jacket with a logo on it

We’ve won! But it hasn’t been cheap.  two million of YOUR dollars to fund personal destruction draining public resources and it doesn’t cost a dime to work very hard on a path for dead fish.

Go with the flow as lame ducks travel around the state, to the Lower 48 (maybe), overseas on international trade, hit the road, draw the paycheck, and “milk it” without interruption and with great administrative and legislative success.

Through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can disappoint anyone with my decision wasting public dollars and state time.

It was four “yes’s” and one “hell yeah!”  Some pretty mean-spirited adults on my parents’ refrigerator says “politics as usual” in a new direction.

In the words of General MacArthur said, “We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.”

Sob Sister Sarah’s Latest John

January 11, 2009

Rush’s conservative saviour-apparent, Sob Sister Sarah revealed something to right wing media’s vouchsafe keeper of sexist attitudes toward professional women…no, not that kind of profession…German-born John Ziegler who is sharpening his tart tongue to convict the media from which he makes his livelihood for the dastardly election of our new president-elect.

Ziegler had been accused of sexual harassment – a case he won in court.  While a short lived host on Rush’s L.A. station, KFI,  his rants when mixed with the presence of his co-host Leah Brannon, were legend.

But one stands out, if you will, a rant he made about a female news/sportscaster on the local Fox station…the one with the non-stop frontal-facing nostrils, hardly a fox, something Ziegler should have realized when he bedded her, a bedding he bragged about at length, if you will, while both were employed at the same Ohio TV station.

If Politicx could figure out who she was after his rant about how it wasn’t good for either of them – not in a moral sense, but in a sexual sense – then any Peter, Dick or Harry could figure it out.  Not long after that rant, KFI fired him.  Wonder why.

That’s the John Ziegler I recall, making it was almost too much when I saw him interviewing Sob Sister Sarah about her own experiences, that is, her own bad campaign experiences.

Before speaking to him, did she vet this bed-and-tell John like the other John, who either did or didn’t vet her?

Speaking of Sob Sister Sarah… inasmuch as there are problems with tracking the money Paulson dumped into banks, why doesn’t she save the American economic system by offering up her own Track as a money finder, Track, Alaska-style finder with true bush experince.

Sarah, Track and either/or both Johns, we hardly knew ye.


Sarah Sashays To Savannah State To Save Saxby

December 1, 2008

lgWhat kind of name is Saxby anyhow?  LIterally, it is from the Sanscrit, meaning he who would ridicule and attack an amputee for his own political advantage.  Such is the senator named Chambliss…derived from Shameless (need I imply more?) being supported by current caribou hit woman and sometimes governor of our snowiest state, Alaska, which can be viewed from Russia, but not from Viet Nam where Saxby’s target, Max Cleland lost three of his four limbs serving his country.  Saxby then attacked this very sitting senator over a meaningless issue.

What’s the deal with Georgia politicx anyhow, what with senators from the Hypocrite Party, aka the GOP, Newt and Bob Barr, both dumped their wives like so much toxic waste for more tempting younger chickie-poos, while expounding family values and attacking Clinton for his misdeads, the Arkansas version of these pond scum…not to give pond scum a bad name.

Incredibly Valuable

November 26, 2008

Today, El Rush-Bo described Sarah Palin as “incredibly valuable,” though he didn’t set a dollar price.  Also, per Rush, it’s not the turkey execution business, but the turkey slaughter business, one of just many businesses government “should get out of the way of.”

When it comes to those slaughter tubs, getting out of the way seems to be the way to go…especially if you’ve got feathers and gobble a lot.

But back to the value of a Palin, in a world of getting out of the way of the turkey slaughter biz, I’d say it’s something like this.  How many turkeys can you stuff in a tub over the time it takes for her to speak of her philosophy, multiply those minutes times the wholesale price of slaughtered turkeys, compound with the sense she makes and the stuffing the turkey takes and at least you have a per pound estimate.sarah-palin-turkey-video